The Blog of one Steven James
Last night I had a dream. When I woke up I started to cry. It was then that I realized that that happens every night and there is nothing that I can do about it. I dream about things that I cannot have, like love. My friend Lizi tells me that I have to wait, she knows nothing of waiting. I love her anyway, but sometimes I wish I knew someone who knew the pain that I feel every morning and eer night.... Enough aout that. All I want i love aand sex and what ever else will make me happy. You know what I want? I want that man that I dream about every night, or the woman who sometimes makes a guest appearance. I want to have guy friends who don't make assumptions about me and that never one think a bigoted thought.
Hal Sparks orders a small iced tea
- Waitress: What size do you want, sir?
- Hal: I dunno. I'll have a small.
- Waitress: We don't have small. We have medium and large.
- Hal:
- Waitress:
- Hal: No. You don't.
- Waitress: Yes we do, sir. We have medium and large.
- Hal: No you don't, you have *small* and large.
- Waitress: No, we have medium and large.
- Hal: No you have *small* and large, 'cause you can't have a medium unless you have a SMALL AND A FUCKING LARGE TO BASE IT ON, YOU INBRED! That's what it *means*. It's a median point between two extremes. It can't exist without the other two! It's fucking impossible! The only way that tea is a medium is if it can TALK TO THE DEAD!
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